Just don't look in to their eyes...

We went to a wildlife park today, as it was Father's day---Daddy's choice. It was a quick change of mind on his part...after we got on the highway he goes,

"Hey, you want to go to the wildlife park instead of the fish hatchery?"

I am like "WOw, you crazy dude (now, THIS is the man I married) let's go!"

The funniest/scariest part was when these Rhea birds (I think that they are prehistoric or something...I will Wiki-it) surrounded our car.
Instead of money they only wanted our eternal souls...

One look in to it's eyes and I was mesmerized. I thought that they were going to spirit me right out of the driver's seat, then and there. I couldn't move, I was very frightened....

Then, the "sweet" Daddy shouted from the back seat,

"Just roll up the WINDOW!"

Now, look at those soul-stealing eyes...I could only scream back,

"I DON'T KNOW HOW!!"

Luckily, the window somehow got halfway rolled up and the spell was broken. I started to breathe again and that bird went straight back to Hades where it rightfully belonged.

But then it's lady friends came to check us out...

I can't talk about it anymore.

JMB